I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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