Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Can i not drive my cunt home
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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