my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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