god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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