I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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