forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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