I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
