did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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