he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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