Yo dont text me then not text me
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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