there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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