I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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