let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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