btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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