either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just pynch a tree in the face
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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