Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i dont even know how to be here
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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