belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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