what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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