At least make sure they are 18
Why
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
His nipple licking is glorious
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