I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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