Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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