he wants to bone in the snuggie
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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