I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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