While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
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"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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