She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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