Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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