I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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