1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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