I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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