does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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