so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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