you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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