Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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