I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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