You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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