Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
if only i could text you this smell
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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