I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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