So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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