If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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