Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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