David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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