On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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