it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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