it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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