we're blogging at a bar
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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