if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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