They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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