You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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