a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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