It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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