Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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