We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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