i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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