I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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